A Very Anal Christmas

by Anal Christ

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satan sent this record to me today. merry christmas satan. thanks for this

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released December 25, 2015

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Track Name: I Have Killed a Lot Of People
i have killed so many people
yeah, i guess i am pretty evil
i have killed a whole lot of people
yes i am pretty fucking evil

i have killed
killed, killed, killed
killed all day
yes i am that way

i kill people day and night
killing, killing, killing
i've killed a lot of people

yes i have
killed a lot of people
going to hell for sure
i am so fucking evil and pissed off
so, that's why i killed people
Track Name: Santa's Dead
santa's dead
i shot him in the head
and i put him in a shallow grave
then i had a few drinks
and proceeded to cut his body up in bits
cause he's a fat piece of shit

yeah that's how i roll
i fuck shit up
i don't care about people's feelings
this happened in 1884
that's why people don't believe in santa anymore
cause i fucked his shit up
and killed him

caught santa trying to fuck with my bitch
that's when i knew i had to take action
and get rid of this fat piece of shit
so i got my 9mm out of my car
beat up santa and brought him to a pit
got him to pray to god for a bit
but god didn't do shit
so i shot that motherfucker
and now people think he doesn't exist

yeah that's how i roll
i fuck shit up
i don't care about people's feelings
this happened in 1884
that's why people don't believe in santa anymore
cause i fucked his shit up
and killed him

i killed santa claus
Track Name: Grandma Got Run Over By Me
grandma got run over by me
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there's no such thing as satan
but as for me and grandpa, we believe

she'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
and we'd begged her not to go
but she'd left her medication
so she stumbled out the door into the snow

when they found her christmas mornin'
at the scene of the attack
there were hoof prints on her forehead
and incriminatin' claw marks on her back
(from satan)

grandma got run over by me
walkin' home from our house christmas eve
you can say there's no such thing as satan
but as for me and grandpa, we believe

now were all so proud of grandpa
he's been takin' this so well
see him in there watchin' football
drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin belle

it's not christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(yeah bring them back)

grandma got run over by me
walkin' home from our house christmas eve
you can say there's no such thing as satan
but as for me and grandpa, we believe
Track Name: Fuck The Halls
fuck the halls
i'm way too evil
i have killed a lot of people

christmas time is fucking stupid
i will kill again if prompted

satan
jesus death

fuck the halls
i'm way too evil
i have killed so many people

ruined the lives of many families
because i am homicidal as fuck
Track Name: Satan is Coming to Town
you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout
i'm telling you why

satan is coming to town

he's making a list
and checking it twice
he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
satan is coming to town

he sees you when you're sleeping
he's knows when you're awake
he knows if you've been bad or good
so be good for goodness sake

oh you better watch out
you better not cry
you better not pout
i'm telling you why

satan is coming to town
Track Name: Violent Night
violent night
evil af night
things are fucked up
people have been killed

death and blood and guts
fall from the sky
chainsaw's roaring, it's violent night

die in agony
die in extreme agony

violent night
tragic night
shit has gone haywire
lots of death

people getting shot in the head
world war III is happening now

die in agony
die in extremely tragic circumstances

satan,
world war III...