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A Very Anal Christmas

by Anal Christ

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i have killed so many people yeah, i guess i am pretty evil i have killed a whole lot of people yes i am pretty fucking evil i have killed killed, killed, killed killed all day yes i am that way i kill people day and night killing, killing, killing i've killed a lot of people yes i have killed a lot of people going to hell for sure i am so fucking evil and pissed off so, that's why i killed people
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Santa's Dead 01:51
santa's dead i shot him in the head and i put him in a shallow grave then i had a few drinks and proceeded to cut his body up in bits cause he's a fat piece of shit yeah that's how i roll i fuck shit up i don't care about people's feelings this happened in 1884 that's why people don't believe in santa anymore cause i fucked his shit up and killed him caught santa trying to fuck with my bitch that's when i knew i had to take action and get rid of this fat piece of shit so i got my 9mm out of my car beat up santa and brought him to a pit got him to pray to god for a bit but god didn't do shit so i shot that motherfucker and now people think he doesn't exist yeah that's how i roll i fuck shit up i don't care about people's feelings this happened in 1884 that's why people don't believe in santa anymore cause i fucked his shit up and killed him i killed santa claus
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grandma got run over by me walking home from our house christmas eve you can say there's no such thing as satan but as for me and grandpa, we believe she'd been drinkin' too much egg nog and we'd begged her not to go but she'd left her medication so she stumbled out the door into the snow when they found her christmas mornin' at the scene of the attack there were hoof prints on her forehead and incriminatin' claw marks on her back (from satan) grandma got run over by me walkin' home from our house christmas eve you can say there's no such thing as satan but as for me and grandpa, we believe now were all so proud of grandpa he's been takin' this so well see him in there watchin' football drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin belle it's not christmas without grandma all the family's dressed in black and we just can't help but wonder should we open up her gifts or send them back? (yeah bring them back) grandma got run over by me walkin' home from our house christmas eve you can say there's no such thing as satan but as for me and grandpa, we believe
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fuck the halls i'm way too evil i have killed a lot of people christmas time is fucking stupid i will kill again if prompted satan jesus death fuck the halls i'm way too evil i have killed so many people ruined the lives of many families because i am homicidal as fuck
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you better not shout you better not cry you better not pout i'm telling you why satan is coming to town he's making a list and checking it twice he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice satan is coming to town he sees you when you're sleeping he's knows when you're awake he knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake oh you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout i'm telling you why satan is coming to town
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violent night evil af night things are fucked up people have been killed death and blood and guts fall from the sky chainsaw's roaring, it's violent night die in agony die in extreme agony violent night tragic night shit has gone haywire lots of death people getting shot in the head world war III is happening now die in agony die in extremely tragic circumstances satan, world war III...

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satan sent this record to me today. merry christmas satan. thanks for this

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released December 25, 2015

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